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Shoeuphoria
I'm back from shopping. A totally exhausting day. I got a pair of vaguely biblical looking sandals for the wedding:
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8323843/c/3079.html
I'm not crazy about the no-slip soles, which are terrible for dancing, but I liked how they sort of made my feet look like cloven hoofs.
And I got the following sandals just because I liked them:
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/15589196/c/6.html
which make my feet look like feet wearing cool sandals. (All the advantages of strappy, badass sandals, but with a sling back instead of an ankle strap. I love ankle straps, but with leather this heavy and dark colored, they tend to make me look short.)
Both were on sale. I looked at a bunch of other things, and am still thinking about jewelry and lingerie, but at least I won't show up wearing rubber flip flops in turquoise and salmon.
I'm in a very flirty mood these days. I realized, while eyeing all the pedestrians at the mall, that facial hair does for me what breasts must do for those of you interested in women: it bypasses the appropriate age wiring. I automatically assume if he can grow decent facial hair, he must be old enough. This is hilarious really, because when I actually was the appropriate age for most of these boys, facial hair would've disgusted and repelled me.
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/8323843/c/3079.html
I'm not crazy about the no-slip soles, which are terrible for dancing, but I liked how they sort of made my feet look like cloven hoofs.
And I got the following sandals just because I liked them:
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/15589196/c/6.html
which make my feet look like feet wearing cool sandals. (All the advantages of strappy, badass sandals, but with a sling back instead of an ankle strap. I love ankle straps, but with leather this heavy and dark colored, they tend to make me look short.)
Both were on sale. I looked at a bunch of other things, and am still thinking about jewelry and lingerie, but at least I won't show up wearing rubber flip flops in turquoise and salmon.
I'm in a very flirty mood these days. I realized, while eyeing all the pedestrians at the mall, that facial hair does for me what breasts must do for those of you interested in women: it bypasses the appropriate age wiring. I automatically assume if he can grow decent facial hair, he must be old enough. This is hilarious really, because when I actually was the appropriate age for most of these boys, facial hair would've disgusted and repelled me.