[personal profile] zalena
Q: What do you get when you cross a primate with a pie?
A: A meringuetang.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a pie?
A: A boomeringue.

Q: Did you hear the one about the dolphin who killed his wife?
A: Yeah, they said he did on porpoise.

Q: What do you call the prince of porpoises?
A: The dauphin.

Date: 2006-02-27 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakuratea.livejournal.com
I love your jokes :)

Date: 2006-02-27 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zalena.livejournal.com
Thanks! These are ones I made up.

Date: 2006-02-27 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muphf.livejournal.com
That's some high-quality brilliance, right there.

Date: 2006-02-27 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashfae.livejournal.com
The second two I've heard, but man, those first two are hilarious!

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