Feb. 26th, 2006

Q: What do you get when you cross a primate with a pie?
A: A meringuetang.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a pie?
A: A boomeringue.

Q: Did you hear the one about the dolphin who killed his wife?
A: Yeah, they said he did on porpoise.

Q: What do you call the prince of porpoises?
A: The dauphin.

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