zalena ([personal profile] zalena) wrote2007-07-25 08:37 am

Anyone can cook!

Had dinner w/June last night. There was a mix up about the time we were supposed to meet, which left me sitting in the middle of a restaurant alone for a half hour. The anxiety wasn't about eating alone, which I do all the time, even in public places. The anxiety ended up being about whether I should spend money earmarked as social money to eat alone.

Despite the awkward beginning, we had a nice time. She told me she'd seen Ratatuille and that she left the movie thinking she should learn how to cook. "Would you teach me?" she asked. "I'll pay for ingredients."

"Um, alright," I said. "What do you want to know how to cook?" I have no idea how to approach the request.

"Something for dinner, like meat, but it shouldn't look like the animal," she responded.

Oh dear.

But I'm thinking of making a weekly thing of it. And we're going to start with some basics. Like an omelette, which I'm obsessed with because I FINALLY learned how to make them. (Thank you Julia!)

I have a hard time thinking about teaching somebody something that feels so organic. Cooking is one of those things you pick up from being around cooks.

Where would you start if someone asked you to teach them to cook?

P.S. The new hot water heater was installed yesterday. Almost 24 hours later the water is cooler than with the old, leaking, one. I guess they'll be a return visit from the repairman today.

P.P.S. The only lover I've had who could cook was Ex, but he was a fussy 'use every dish in the house' kind of cook. It didn't feel erotic or organic; it was a production number. It was also snobbish and exclusive. Everyone else thinks I should be impressed with spaghetti, or claims they can cook, but never has the cajones to prove it. Of course, what constitutes cooking for one person is merely microwaving to another.

[identity profile] boat-of-car.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I would start with spaghetti sauce, which is the first thing I learned to cook on my own. ( I learned how to make it from scratch, which isn't totally necessary but is an interesting thing to learn) You learn how to correctly make pasta, brown meat, combine simple common ingredients and season to taste. Slightly more advanced cooks learn how to saute muchrooms, peppers and onions: how to season meat (the how and when of sage, garlic and seasoning salt); You can learn about the choice and use of cooking oils, how to choose and prepare fresh veggies...maybe even marinara vs tomatoe sauce, hot versus sweet seasonings, etc etc. best of all, almost everyone likes spaghetti, and it can be vegetarian ( maybe even vegan). From there I might do some more fine work with temperature control, soups and sauces etc. (of course, I'm a big fan of italian style cooking, so I'm biased. )

I might also start with some basic casserole type things: (tuna casserole, ghoulash). Potatoe dishes can also be pretty simple and fun- hash browns, baked potatoes, scallops. Burritos and Tacos, how to tell when meat is done, handling and preparing fish- all things a decent cook should know.

Eggs are kind of an ambitous start, because there's some learning about cooking oils and temps that you need to do it really well, but eggs are cheap and easy.

I used to cook spaghetti for dates all the time, and I heard lots of stories like the one about your Ex- those guys don't know how to cook, they're trying to show off, and cover up the fact that they have no real taste, skill or talent. ( of course, I used to think I was pretty good in the kitchen until I lived with C, who is a genuine gourmet chef). Spaghetti isn't necessarily impressive by itself- it can be very easy, but done right and presented correctly, it can be very good: any good sauce has layers and details that take time to learn and execute. Any idiot can put ragu and tomatoes and mushrooms in a pan with ground beef.

Don't forget about tools- keep them clean and organized- it makes all the difference to have a clean, sharp knife, and not have your area cluttered with used pans and tools.

[identity profile] sachie.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's a book called "How to boil water" which is a very simple cookbook for people who allegedly know nothing of cooking. I don't know how good it is, but the tv show it is based upon seems pretty solid.

Also, if the student was analytically inclined, I would suggest one of Alton Brown's cookbooks, which approaches cooking in a very scientific and comprehensive manner. He is especially good at explaining how variations of a receipe can produce different dishes, which encourages experimentation.

I learned to cook by helping my mom, and I started with chopping vegetables. But I only leared how to cook with a stove. Oven-cooking was foreign to me until I got my own apartment in the US. I still don't use it all that much. I think I'm a decent cook, but I'm a horrid baker.

My husband thinks dumpling a jar of sauce in a pan and heating it with hunks of meat is cooking. I try to be thankful that he's willing to do that much.
He did impress me once with pan-fried steaks and velveeta mac. I'm just easily impressed, I guess. Or maybe I took one look at his apartment and decided it was a miracle he even knew how to turn on the stove.

Teaching someone to cook sound like fun.

[identity profile] dr-tectonic.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's see. Something fairly straightforward, with lots of room for variation and error, that tastes good pretty much no matter what.

Yeah, omelettes sounds like a good idea.

A stir-fry of some kind would probably be good, too.

Oh! Sausage with peppers and onions. Easy, tastes really good, will make the first-timer feel accomplished. You can also show how little things (fancy mustard, a little bit of caraway seed) can make a big difference.

I think a lot of it is really just building confidence. Getting them to feel comfortable following a recipe, but knowing that they can experiment and at worst, it'll usually just be kinda meh.

[identity profile] rg-rothko.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's interesting how social pressure can influence a person's desire to cook. I have always made it my mission to not cook as much as possible. My mom tried to teach me to cook once and I put her favorite measuring cup on top of the stove to boil some noodles and shattered it, so she gave up teaching me after that. However, in my defense, neither Neal nor I would actually eat the food that my mother cooks. She's a casserole and boiled meat and potatoes kind of person. When she visits, she likes to tell me what a horrible wife I am for not cooking for my husband after his hard day at work (she started saying this when we were both working full-time jobs, and she continues to say it since I've been a stay-at-home mom). My argument is that he actually likes to cook and he wouldn't eat the stuff that I prepared anyway (my idea of making super is heating up a Campbell's Cup of Soup or pouring a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios).

When I met Neal, I was eating cereal, yogurt and boiled eggs. He coaxed me away from my starches and fake cheese and introduced me to a world of fresh foods and gourmet cooking. I seriously thought that the only good cheese was velveeta and I wouldn't touch a vegetable for less than $50. Of course, I also altered his cooking style, too. He went from making bratwurst and sour-kraut to black beans and rice and grilled tilapia with mango and pineapple salsa.

Secretly, I've actually helped Neal start dinner several nights by lighting the charcoal grill or helping with sauces. I don't like to touch raw meat, but I'll stir something on the stove now and then or pull something out of the freezer to defrost. Every once in a while I'll get a wild hair up my ass and come up with some dish that I have to make and I do pretty well with giving Neal suggestions of improvement on his dishes. I think I would enjoy baking more than cooking, but I'm an exact measurement kind of person. I don't like guessing or doing "dabs" of this or that.

However, when things slow down, you should really come and have dinner with us. Neal is a very good cook and harvest stew season is almost upon us (yams, sausage, african spices, olives, dried apricots...it's really good). Let me know when you're feeling better and if you want to do something soon, too. I don't have to take it easy anymore, but I'm pretty bored and still can't bend down, so the house is a pit and it's depressing.

[identity profile] zalena.livejournal.com 2007-07-31 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried calling you today, but no one picked up on the cell and I've misplaced the house number.

I've still got a small cough, but am otherwise decompressing from the visit and feeling much better.

[identity profile] sdn.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
what would i start with?

eggs. and then pasta things, and vegetables. i'd also ask them what they wanted to eat.

[identity profile] jofish22.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
This time of year, I'd start with a vinagrette. I've never understood why they're not found in America, and I secretly believe that if everyone in this country knew how to make a decent vinagrette (mix one tbsp vinegar; three tbsp extra virgin olive oil; one tbsp whole grain or good dijon mustard -- if it tastes a bit like French's, then you're using the wrong stuff) then it'd cure the obesity problem. Well, plus non-iceberg lettuce.

Then I agree with the spaghetti suggestion. And I'd think about BBqing stuff: you can get great results with, say, a deboned leg off lamb done on the grill with indirect heat, and it's zero hassle. Plus if you've got a grill lit, then asparagus is dead easy -- and only requires the above vinagrette and you're done.

I own something like sixty or seventy books on cooking (including but not exclusively cookbooks). There's something to be said for having a general purpose tell-you-everything book -- Bittman or Joy, say -- but the best I've seen that really teaches you how to cook and not just recipies is the Blue Strawberry cookbook, or its sequel. It's really about the algorithms of cooking, which make the difference between real cooks and people who can just follow recipes. You can still get it second hand. For example, that was the book that pointed out to me that pesto is:

a cheese
a nut
a green
some garlic
some evoo.

boom. That's it. That means you can do a garlic greens pesto in seasons, or mint-cheaddar pesto, or a cranberry (pretend it's green) goat-cheese pesto, or hell, parsley-velveeta-peanut pesto because you're cooking at some friend's place who just doesn't understand food. That's the kind of thing it excels at.

JOY

[identity profile] boat-of-car.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)

...i second the recemmendation for 'Joy of Cooking'. If you can get a look at one of the older editions, even better (before they decided to substitute real food for crappy low-fat options). I'll have to look at the Blue Strawberry...


[identity profile] dr-tectonic.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's really about the algorithms of cooking

Yo quiero!

[identity profile] jofish22.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
You'd really like it. It's sort of what Tom Colucchio's How to Think Like a Chef claims to be, but isn't.

[identity profile] borbor-chan.livejournal.com 2007-07-25 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I started with varieties of asian stir-fry (teriyaki, thai curries, vietnamese fried rice). It was real easy, fun, and coaxed out ideas and techniques I was able to use in many different cooking environments. And of course very tasty.

[identity profile] jofish22.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
One more thought: either you or she needs to buy her a good knife. You don't need to go out and spend $80 on a Wustholf or a Henkels, but you need something where the blade is thick enough that the end of the knife will go where you tell it to, rather than going around corners. If you've got a restaurant supply store anywhere near you, you can usually get one for $22 or so. I recently bought a Chicago Cutlery knife for a friend who just wanted a basic 8" chef's knife, and they're good value for money -- those are the ones with the white plastic handles that you often see in food service establishments. Or if June has smaller hands, then I found that Russels, at the same place, with wood handles, pretty good value.

Just helpin'.

[identity profile] ashfae.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
How to cut vegetables. I didn't know this until, um, last year.

[identity profile] starlight121.livejournal.com 2007-07-30 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
This is Jill, aka Allison's little sister, I put you on my friend's list, I hope that is ok. Anyway, I would say Italian is super easy. Not just spaghetti, but vodka cream sauce, alfredo, and of course pesto, as was already pointed out, among others. I think that might be a good start. I also agree about Alton Brown, if the person in question is an analytical type. And also about the knife thing, good knives really make you feel like you are doing the right thing.

[identity profile] jofish22.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. I posted a rather lengthy post about theory and practice of cooking over on my food blog, [livejournal.com profile] jofishandjim, and it occured to me that I wasn't sure if you were a friend over there. Have a look; I think you'll find it interesting.

[identity profile] zalena.livejournal.com 2007-08-15 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I had no idea there was a separate food blog. I've added it to my list and look forward to reading the back posts.

[identity profile] orbitalmechanic.livejournal.com 2007-08-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
These answers are fascinating. I would start with a dish the person really really wants to be able to cook at home, one that was pretty easy.